margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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