You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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