So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she peed on how many people?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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