Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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