This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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