i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Boobs speak an international language.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
