So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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