He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I want to be your penis for a week.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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