yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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