Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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