I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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