sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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