another moral hangover. fuck.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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