what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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