I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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