I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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