Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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