How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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