And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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