That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize