ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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