is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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