i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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