I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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