bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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