nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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