You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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