belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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