Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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