Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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