How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just blew my weed a kiss
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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