i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Shame is for Republicans.
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