I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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