Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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