You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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