So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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