We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Alive.
So much puke
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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