Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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