dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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