Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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