Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
