I wannas sexs uuuuu
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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