I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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