Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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