I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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