at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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