so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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