doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Randomize