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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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