I faked an abortion last night.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i think im in europe. pls send help
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