But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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