You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
