Please, let me fuck your mom
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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