when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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