yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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