I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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