i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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