its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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