I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize